How NOT to Appeal to Kids

The FEMA for Kidz Rap:

Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we’ve got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a ‘quake,
You’ve got to be ready – so your heart don’t break.

Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency.

People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we’re ready all the time, ’cause disasters don’t rest.


It also comes with a handy audio performance of the rap so that you too can kick it at school assemblies and bar mitzvahs.

via Atlas Shrugs

1 Comment

  1. Great post. If this isn’t enough consider, the spokescharacter — Herman the Hermit crab. Really. When disaster strikes, Herman retreats into his shell and waits for it all to blow over, I guess.

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